LOL
I tried to scroll past. I really did.
well I didn’t want to scroll past it
I genuinely couldn’t scroll past this.
This is an Agent Phil Coulson appreciation post.
(Source: jacknicholson, via i-will-always-kneel-for-loki)
Guys I’m really confused I can hear a train in the distance
I don’t live near a train what the fuck is happeningIM PRETTY SURE THERE’S A ROGUE LOCOMOTIVE COMING FOR ME
HELPApparently there was a train crash today
I think I’m the train whisperer
pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
But how do I freeze the taco of fire?
what???
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes
Actual Amazon reviews proving that online reviewers don’t mince words even when they’re discussing pugs in Darth Vader costumes. Review the rest of the reviews.
Nananananananana HAPPY BIRTHDAY! haha
http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/
I feel a bit funny
From The Filth #1 (2002) Art by Chris Weston, Words by Grant Morrison
